Who are you people?!

I've been invaded by adware! Who are the fuckers who write that software?! Horrible, souless, evil bastards! That shit is killing me! I have now wasted a lot time downloading and fucking around with all these anti-spyware programs and if anyone has any good ideas about how to get rid of this shit, help me out. (It's nice how I pretend that other people read this when in reality I know no one reads but me.)