Office party warnings...

G.O.B.: "Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep]ing or [bleep]ing or finger [bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing or even [bleep]. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it..."

5200 yards!

I swam 5200 yards today! That is farthest I've ever swum in one workout in my life! I started out with some long distance freestyle and then moved on to some IM stuff and then finished up with some more freestyle. When I got into the pool, I planned to do 4000 yds but then I was like, hey, I can do 4500. When I got to 4500 yds, I realized I could do 5000, so I did! The last 200 was just a warm-down.

AD (after death)

Lucille: What's a Forget-Me-Now?
GOB: They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.
Tobias: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal.
GOB: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.

Arrested Development - yay!

Arrested Development fucking rocks! Why is show not on the air anymore?!

Tobias: well yes, but i’m afraid i prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now i’m afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: there are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.